Now, please don't get me wrong. I believe personal hygiene is very important. And people should shower daily, wear deodorant, brush their teeth several times a day, and wash their hands 10 to 20 times a day (depending on how many diapers you change and how many little bums you wipe:).
But lately, I have been dreading this particular necessary evil. Not because of the nature of the evil itself (because I like to be clean), but because of the nature of the huge process following the evil.
Showering.
Because even if I take a super-quick shower (and I really
do try!), the process afterwards is tedious and annoying, at least for me. And I don't think I have OCD, I'm just responding to my needs:
First: I can't see, because my contacts dry out every time I wear them in the shower.
Evil: Put in the contacts
Second: Nose running
Evil: Blow it, but not before putting in the contacts.
Third: Ear canals wet
Evil: Clean/dry them out
Fourth: Tangled hair
Evil: Have to brush it out before it starts drying, or it's a pain to get through the tangles. And with thin, fine hair, I can't afford to lose any hair to the tangles.
Fifth: Dry face
Evil: Put on lotion
Sixth: Dirty teeth
Evil: Brush them
Seventh: Sweaty armpits
Evil: Put on deodorant
Eighth: Need clothes
Evil: Finding the ones to fit my mood, and putting them on.
Ninth: Ugly face
Evil (and this is if I'm lucky): Putting on makeup
Tenth: Wet hair
Evil (only on Sundays): Drying it, and maybe curling it if I have time or the desire
Eleventh: Wet hair
Evil: (every other day) If it stays wet, and it's cold outside, then I get cold. And I need a sweater.
So you see, I find this process to be extremely annoying. I used to
enjoy getting ready for the day, when it was just me, and even when it was just me and the hubby. Now, I find it to be a necessary evil and a frustrating use of my time.
Alas, it cannot be helped. See you in an hour.