We're Renting...

Or I'd fix the quirky quirks in this house. But they do amuse, if you look closely.

The light and medicine cabinet are not centered with each other. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? (Oh, and those are shoe pockets hanging over the door, if you're wondering.)

To the right of the medicine cabinet, you will find this quirk. Yes, the sink is just slightly too big, so the door frame had to be cut to fit. (Tell me, because I'm not an architect or decorator, is it really that hard to measure before you purchase and install?)

No, I cannot open this drawer unless the oven is opened first.

I'm not sure I'll be able to give this room's dimensions very well with the pictures I took. This is a view of the left side of the room.

This is the view from the side of the treadmill looking back.

This is the view from inside the room looking out.

This is the other corner of the room. I'm not sure how come they put the wall and ceiling together like this. Anyone have any clue?

This is the only piece of this in the whole kitchen.

One last half-step up, and then another trip step that you can't even see because it's only half a centimeter up from the last half step. Does that make sense?

Well, I don't love the lamp. But it's actually the different colors that drive me nuts. Not because they are different colors of paint, because that only makes sense to create the shadow effect...ish, kind of thingy. But the problem is that this color of paint is not used anywhere else in the room. It is used in the living room, and also Savanna's room. Is that weird, or is it just me?

The upstairs bathroom has this beautiful orange shade, along with gold blinds. Is it just me, or do they clash?

This thing (what is it called, I don't even know?) goes all around Caleb's room. It was not applied evenly, so it doesn't match up at the end, and you can see where it starts to get crooked. Again, I ask, is it really that hard to measure?

Here I'm just displaying the lack of taste in paint colors. The wall is light green and the door is light yellow. You can just barely tell the difference. Is it just me, or should there be more of a contrast? (Again, not a decorator here.)

Not only do I not love this color, but you will find these drips in every room, on every wall in the house. And even on the carpet. Is it really that hard to tape so that the paint job is even and perfect?

What is this, you ask?
I don't know. A shelf? A TV stand?
Nope, and it isn't the other side of the stairway, and it doesn't have a door, so it's not storage. ???

Security system next to my nightstand. Sure, it makes sense to have the emergency buttons right next to my head if there were an emergency in the middle of the night. Does it make sense to also have them in perfect reach of a two-year-old? (The owners also have small children.)

Just painting part of the door frames on either side of the sliding door.

Not sure what that hole in the ground is for.

Okay, so I don't like this tiling at all. But did you also notice the weird angles of the sink, tub, and shelf (?)? Maybe I'm just not getting the modern style of things...

You can't really tell, but the walls are painted a very light pink. Why, OH WHY? To match the beautiful magenta-ish color?

This is the bottom of a closet door. This chunk was cut out to fit over...

The baseboard at the bottom.

One wall with this wallpaper. Does it match anything else anywhere in the house? No.
Also, to turn on the light and the fan, you must first flip up the left switch, and then use the remote to turn them on.

Just point and click. ?????

Hope you enjoyed the tour of our quirky house.